"Most people do not pray; they only beg."

"No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means."

"The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me."

"Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!"


Algumas pérolas de George Bernard Shaw